I think he’s giving me diabetes…
I don’t even like cats.
I am dating him, and I am also physically with him at the moment, yes.
Not in so many words, no. But I intend to.
Even as untalented and stubborn as they are.
Send me questions, I’ll answer them later.
Circumstances. There’s also this small detail, called “I haven’t asked him and he hasn’t said yes.”
Though I don’t particularly think it’s any of your business.
Yes. I thought I’d made it obvious.
As in, physically? He’s sleeping beside me.
And, frankly, without him to bother, I’m bored.
Ask me questions, devoted followers. I know you’re just dying to get to know me.
Ask me questions, I guess. Don’t expect me to answer every single one of them.