The loud dog next door woke me up earlier than I’d have liked.

Let’s see how his owner feels about me when I practice projecting.

I know my fans must have some burning questions.

So go ahead, entertain me. Or, I should say, try to entertain me.

sebastian-inparis asked:
"Fanmail? Someone surely thinks a lot of themselves. Can't say I've heard of you, although that hair cut is hauntingly familiar...you could be a relation of that sweater vest obsessed McKinley lame directions teacher."

What rock have you been living under, that you haven’t heard of me? I’m only the most talented person show choir has ever seen. 

If you’re talking about Schuester, you are sorely mistaken. Something that untalented couldn’t possibly come from the St. James gene pool.