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My boyfriend is cuddling with a kitten and it's disgustingly adorable.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 13:34:04 -0400

ask-thesmythe:

You don’t have to.

My boyfriend is cuddling with a kitten and it's disgustingly adorable.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 13:28:54 -0400

ask-thesmythe:

Yes she is.

I don’t want to share you, though.

My boyfriend is cuddling with a kitten and it's disgustingly adorable.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 13:14:04 -0400

ask-thesmythe:

I can’t just leave her, she’ll eat everything. I’ll bring her with me.

She’s not allowed on the bed.

My boyfriend is cuddling with a kitten and it's disgustingly adorable.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 13:03:50 -0400

ask-thesmythe:

I am not replacing you. She’s a fucking kitten.

Cuddle me instead of her, then.

My boyfriend is cuddling with a kitten and it's disgustingly adorable.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 12:59:18 -0400

ask-thesmythe:

Oh my god.

You’re replacing me with a cat.

My boyfriend is cuddling with a kitten and it's disgustingly adorable.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 12:54:17 -0400

ask-thesmythe:

Don’t be a dick, Jesse. She does not hate you. She’s a kitten.

She’s trying to turn you against me! You can’t see it, but she glares at me when you’re not looking. She wants you to herself!

My boyfriend is cuddling with a kitten and it's disgustingly adorable.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 12:49:32 -0400

ask-thesmythe:

You love her. You were practically jumping when we got her home.

I have no idea what you’re talking about. She hates me.

ask-thesmythe: She needs a name… Just do you know, I’m...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 12:29:54 -0400

ask-thesmythe:

She needs a name…

Just do you know, I’m setting this as my background on my phone.

My boyfriend is cuddling with a kitten and it's disgustingly adorable.

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 12:29:18 -0400

I think he’s giving me diabetes…

I don’t even like cats.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 14:20:19 -0400

Sebastian: Good.
Jesse: Come kiss me. And then, after that we can go look for a kitten. If you want.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 14:07:53 -0400

Sebastian: It doesn't.
Jesse: Okay.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 14:06:11 -0400

Sebastian: It doesn't.
Jesse: Seems like it.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:58:38 -0400

Sebastian: We're getting a pet. That's like a child.
Jesse: I didn't think it would bother you.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:42:13 -0400

Sebastian: This is incredibly domestic.
Jesse: You suddenly have a problem with being domestic? Sebastian, you fall asleep in my arms while watching Dance Moms, then wake up and cook me breakfast. We live together. You can't get much more domestic than that.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:37:18 -0400

Sebastian: Okay then.
Jesse: Good.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:11:54 -0400

Sebastian: Hm.
Sebastian: I expected you to fight and whine about that.
Jesse: I'm disappointed that you hate the idea of a rabbit so much, but a pet is a pet, and if you want it, then why not?

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:08:05 -0400

Sebastian: Yeah.
Jesse: Then we'll get one.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 12:53:37 -0400

Sebastian: Yeah.
Jesse: You want one.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 12:49:35 -0400

Sebastian: Is that different to any other day?
Jesse: I suppose not.
Jesse: So. A kitten.

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Sun, 07 Oct 2012 12:45:21 -0400

Sebastian: Congratulations, you get a gold star.
Jesse: Someone's snippy today.